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Weeee… the new dryer is here, It’s quite a bit fancier than it’s predecessor, it has dials and meters, and this one has a moisture detector, which I assume [hope] makes it burst into flames less. Although I’m not happy that the new dryer cost 500 times more than a length of rope and use of the sun, I am happy that I won’t have to hang my underwear in the street anymore [because to be honest — no one needs to see that] After the delivery guys left..I couldn’t help myself.. I sat on the new dryer, switched it on…it got nice and warm..mmm, and the cats all joined me, we played “Captain Saul and the crew on the H.M.S. Bounty [get it?]” braving the dangerous seas of the Caribbean in search of untold riches… after about 45 minutes, it got boring. The cats convinced me the ‘Bounty’ was actually a submarine, and that the real fun was in diving to the depths of the ocean floor, sadly they said..it was a one person sub, and they could not join me, although the did express a desire for postcards.

I have no idea how the chair got pressed up against the dryer door, or really how long I was in there for, it certainly started out as fun, and I believe I may have lost a few brain cells, but I can honestly say that the new dryer is roomier that the old one…

or because of my repeated dryings, I’ve shrank…