Holey Moley
I stopped in a Bagel Joint** for lunch the other day, it was a bit late and they appeared like they may have been preparing to close. I politely asked ‘yaopenstill?’ [it’s all one word, cause that’s pretty much how I said it] the counter gal who was busily jamming dozens of bagels into a clear plastic bag, confirmed that they where still open but that they didn’t have many bagels left. I asked what kind of bagels they had left, she told me that my bagel options consisted of ‘cranberry orange’ and ‘cinnamon raisin’…
Now mind you that although my mother is cuban, I’m 100% Jewish, to me neither of these options qualify to be called bagels, at best ‘cranberry orange’ and ‘cinnamon raisin’ bagels are hi-carb candy, or at the very least they’re poorly shaped muffins, either way, they both suck for lunch. While grasping for a comment, my eyes once again fell on the now full bag of bagels on the counter.
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