Clones Wanted
As if the world could possibly use two of me, I’m rather desperate for — organized, educated, talented, aggresive, committed, eager and stable help in the studio, and no this isn’t a classified ad, but if it was the person could — illustrate in several styles (realism & decorative), code (ASP, PHP, AS, JS, CSS, HTML), write a proper sentence, know how to walk, talk and act around clients in a relaxed and casual manner, design in an informational rather than a trendy manner, and lastly [and most importantly] understand that I don’t care if it’s the ‘hard way’, I want absolutely everything done ‘my way’ or it gets done again. That’s not to say I won’t listen to recommendations… It just means I’m likely to ignore them.
As the title kind of suggests, the above is basically my job description, I can’t imagine working for myself… I’d likely begin poisoning myself slowly, imperceivable bits of mercury in the morning beverage perhaps, I just have to do it, when I’m not looking.
Die, you bastard die!