5 ways to not endear yourself to me
FIVE:
Refer to my computer as ‘one of those fruit computer’.
FOUR:
Mention to me that ALL Artists, Designers, Illustrators live alternate lifestyle (not that there’s anything wrong with that).
THREE:
TOUCH MY TOYS (DIE, DIE, DIE!)
TWO:
Tell me about your (enter vague relation here) is also a web designer.
ONE:
Tell a stupid joke, and then punctuate it by hitting me in the shoulder in some Cro-Magnon bonding ritual’esque way.
Unbelievably the courier who was just here, hit all 5 - I’ve never wanted to stab somebody so badly in my life, and he was just here for 4 minutes!, that has to be some sort of record.)
*unrelated - is it possible to do an ordered list in reverse order? I’m not sure?