March 28th, 2012

The Good, The Bad, The Shrimps

Filed under: daily — saul @ 3:56 PM

So T wanted shrimp for dinner, a simple request - normally I’d go to the one decent seafood place in Bensalem but pressed for time I went to Acme - never my first choice, service is challenging on the best of days there. So there I am standing at the fish counter - behind me I can hear a gaggle of deli-ladies partying like it’s 1999, but over their noise I couldn’t attract any attention - suddenly the fish waiters numbers grew (we were 2, then shortly thereafter we formed a quartet of pissed off Pescetarians) Eventually I did the only thing I could think to do, I went looking for a manager.

10 minutes later I’m explaining to the manager the issue and invited him to come stand with us at the fish counter, so he could ‘fully soak in the full Acme experience’ - about 4 minutes after that I had my order of shrimp - The manager made it very clear - he had no explanation for the bad service - nor did he make any excuses, - I totally respect that.

If the experience had ended there I would have been satisfied, chalking the experience up as a standard trip to the Acme - but after I paid and was headed towards the door - the same manager stopped me, invited me over to the customer service desk - and proceeded to ring me up a Acme gift-card for the inconvenience - telling me that he’s sorry for my negative experience and he hopes the gift-card would encourage me to give Acme another chance. A pretty classy move.

 

March 21st, 2012

Exclusion

Filed under: daily — saul @ 9:05 AM

I would like to publicly announce that I will no longer be flying United Airlines, unless the also ban - Caucasians, Afro Americans, Asians, Indians, people of Latin descent, old people, people wearing pajamas, people traveling with small children and people wearing sandals with socks… If we’re going to exclude - let’s at least do a good job of it.

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United Airlines Bans Dog Breeds

www.petside.com

United Airlines announced that nine different dog breeds will no longer be permitted to fly on their aircrafts.
 

January 20th, 2012

Bit of Brilliance

Filed under: daily — saul @ 9:54 AM

We had this song on repeat for several weeks - the video is brilliant.

 

January 3rd, 2012

Chapter six of the novel in my head…

Filed under: creative writing,daily,Funny To Me — saul @ 7:32 PM

Chapter 6: where our hero stabs the chief of police in the eye with the key to the city, and holes away in the Motel Six on Route 1 with four pounds of atomic fireballs and a stall shower full of bathtub gin.

 

December 28th, 2011

just tweeted

Filed under: daily — saul @ 1:57 PM

 

December 22nd, 2011

Web Designer Hacks Client To Death With Meat Clever

Filed under: daily,Funny To Me — saul @ 8:01 AM

and the blood ran #b02b41

I see a headline like that and all I can think of is, “Wow, that’s the wrong tool for the job, ya want something with a point!, for the stabbing.”

 

December 8th, 2011

Favorited

Filed under: daily,favorited — saul @ 8:28 AM

Favorited: @stray_and_ruby: Especially for @DaisyFrisco - the future of the web - html5 + js + flash + pussy cats
from http://twitter.com/stray_and_ruby

 

November 26th, 2011

Resetting your AT&T Wireless Voicemail Password

Filed under: daily — saul @ 10:43 AM
Hopefully this will be as useful to others as it was to me.
  1. Reset voicemail password from AT&T’s automated system
  2. Call 611 (from a different cell, not the one you’re resetting) or 800-331-0500.
  3. Enter the cell number starting with area code.
  4. Press 3 to “get help with voicemail.”
  5. Press 2 to reset your VM password.
  6. Enter the last 4 digits of the SS# for the account holder.

You’ll get a temporary code texted to your phone. surprisingly streamlined process

 

November 4th, 2011

Divided

Filed under: daily,minutia — saul @ 10:42 AM

This just happened…

me: I can write a script that will update your dashboard 100 times a day.
client: NO! That’s just not often enough!
me: Okay how about I update it every 15 minutes.
client: perfect.

 

September 21st, 2011

How to hide the FaceBook Sidebar Ticker

Filed under: daily — saul @ 2:51 PM

A really quick bookmarklet that will remove the new Facebook Sidar Ticker from the UI - just drag the link below to your bookmark/favorites bar and click it once you load facebook, and enjoy.

FBAnnoyLess

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