January 3rd, 2012

Chapter six of the novel in my head…

Filed under: creative writing,daily,Funny To Me — saul @ 7:32 PM

Chapter 6: where our hero stabs the chief of police in the eye with the key to the city, and holes away in the Motel Six on Route 1 with four pounds of atomic fireballs and a stall shower full of bathtub gin.

 

December 22nd, 2011

Web Designer Hacks Client To Death With Meat Clever

Filed under: daily,Funny To Me — saul @ 8:01 AM

and the blood ran #b02b41

I see a headline like that and all I can think of is, “Wow, that’s the wrong tool for the job, ya want something with a point!, for the stabbing.”