I stopped in a Bagel Joint** for lunch the other day, it was a bit late and they appeared like they may have been preparing to close. I politely asked ‘yaopenstill?’ [it’s all one word, cause that’s pretty much how I said it] the counter gal who was busily jamming dozens of bagels into a […]
Categories: rant, vintage
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- 10.29.04 – 9:18 AM
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- By saul
Well, as I often do, I found myself at IKEA again today, but not my normal IKEA, but a brand spanking new one, 6 miles closer to my house. It was crowded, I was alone, it was raining, a recipe for disaster to be certain.
So while shopping, I noticed, this was NOT the typical ‘flesh’ […]
Categories: rant, vintage
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- 08.23.04 – 1:28 PM
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- By saul
I’m slowly turning into Elvis, even though I’m aware of it, the process seems to be beyond my control, the similarities are, well …similar;
Both Elvis and I are male, we both have sideburns (although diferently styled), we both have weight issues and are fond of white velvet jumpsuits and large diamond encrusted belts with […]
Categories: vintage
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- 08.17.04 – 3:16 AM
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- By saul
The other day I stopped in a ‘fancy-pants-bed’ place that features beds with air bladders in them so you can make the bed as soft or as hard as you like, the left and right side are adjustable independently, so you needn’ suffer through the ‘goldlocks’ syndrome just because of your bedmates preference.
I laid myself […]
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- 07.26.04 – 11:43 AM
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- By saul
Yesterday for lunch I stopped at a local pizza joint for a couple of slices and a diet cola, I bought 3 slices, and told the guy that he need’nt heat them up, because I wasn’t going to eat them for ‘hours’, he put them on a paper plate and asked me…
“you need a bag?,” […]
Categories: vintage
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- 07.23.04 – 6:02 AM
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- By saul
Funny, my previous post was a bit more ‘sadistic’, and I’ve gotten several comments that folks miss the more acerbic saul, the meaner saul, the saul that makes unsuspecting salesmen and ignorant cashiers cry.. well for ya’ll… this post is for you.
My phone has been ringing off the hook today, it’s mostly project related, but […]
Categories: rant, vintage
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- 07.20.04 – 1:38 PM
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- By saul
So yesterday ‘T’ and myself went and had our eyes checked and purchased new glasses,
I elected to get a pair of black wireframe, and a pair of geek chic black plastic, someone should really let calvin klein know that the dot com boom is over, because 250 bucks for two hinges and some molded […]
Categories: vintage
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- 07.19.04 – 3:49 AM
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- By saul
[originally posted 10.12.03]
[rescued from the wayback archive 1.19.08]
I want to start this entry by apologizing [in advance] if your of strong religious background , maybe some nice porn will offend you less [thanks for coming though]
Halloween approaches, a time for powerpuff girls, and snickers bars, at least I thought so, seems a church not 3 […]
Categories: vintage
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- 10.12.03 – 3:51 AM
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- By saul
Most people who know me now, didn’t know me ten years ago, but believe me when I tell you I was one of the evilest motherfuckers that ever lived [‘T’ will back me up on this] I would pick a fight just to hear you scream, and then laugh in your face. But those days […]
Categories: vintage
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- 09.26.03 – 12:11 PM
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- By saul
While en-route to a speaking engagement this morning I noticed a dark blue Buick on the road in front of me, this in itself is hardly unusual, but the myriad of bouncy-headed bobbling figures in the back window was a bid unnerving, all giving me an unappreciated affirmation to a question as of yet unasked, […]
Categories: vintage
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- 09.21.03 – 9:18 AM
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- By saul