Daily List for: 0/7/2715

  • You can only live some­one else’s life for so long before you start to believe it
  • Ramen is a food group
  • I wouldn’t stare it’s just that they’re so beau­ti­ful
  • The longer the legs the more skin to burn
  • Moz­zarel­la is a poor sub­sti­tute
  • There’s nev­er room at the table for a drink with peach in it, but there’s always room for a nice pear
  • If you order well at brunch it can car­ry over till din­ner, oth­er­wise brunch because a big late break­fasty pre­cur­sor to a late lunch
  • Some hous­es has extra birds
  • Women will promise any­thing to get men to see a chick flick, they don’t always deliv­er
  • Clams aren’t shell­fish
  • For some cou­ples argu­ing is fore­play
  • Flea col­lars are use­less against hors­es
  • Caramel is the nougat

Daily List for: 0/7/1715

  • After a long sleep­less night even dogs don’t want to take a walk
  • Humid­i­ty is like nature sweat
  • Nobody likes walk­ing on cut stone, nobody
  • A weird unshake­able vibe is stalk­ing me today
  • Left to my own devices every meal becomes a break­fast vari­a­tion
  • I like my peanut but­ter smooth and my jazz crunchy
  • At this point I’ll stop point­ing
  • Just sit qui­et­ly and let me take a nap on your lap
  • Con­tem­pla­tion is the new ther­a­py

Daily List for: 0/7/1615

  • it’s all about cir­ca­di­ans, don’t fight it
  • veloc­i­ty and a clean pane of glass is not a birds best friend
  • I shared a moment with a hum­ming­bird this morn­ing, inch­es from my nose
  • mak­ing deci­sions is about hav­ing an abun­dance of rel­e­vant data, oth­er­wise throw a dart
  • when you’re tired or hun­gry is not the time to have life dis­cus­sions
  • albi­no birds, it’s a thing, no wait! those are doves
  • I get that he’s a duck, and she’s a duck, and I’m a goose, but who are you?
  • takes me about 72 hours to com­plete­ly accli­mate domes­ti­cal­ly, 120 hours inter­na­tion­al­ly
  • the rain only stays out­side if you close the win­dows
  • that chew­able part of your neck, love that
  • if I had known I would have worn waders
  • adults don’t throw enough paja­ma par­ties
  • e.e. cum­mings is the new j.k. rowl­ings

Daily List for: 7/15/2015

  • Life’s not always a gen­tle caress, some­times it’s a slap in the face
  • Some­times things just hap­pen, no rea­son, don’t get twist­ed when it does
  • Stu­pid­i­ty hap­pens to every­one, bet­ter to laugh about it, than make it a habit
  • Chron­ic injuries SUCK
  • Morn­ing naps aren’t always a thing, but this morn­ing is the excep­tion
  • I see mud in my future, lots and lots of mud
  • There will always be some­thing creepy about day­time thun­der­storms
  • Exhaust­ed is the new enthu­si­ased