List for: 07.16.15

  • it’s all about cir­ca­di­ans, don’t fight it
  • veloc­i­ty and a clean pane of glass is not a birds best friend
  • I shared a moment with a hum­ming­bird this morn­ing, inch­es from my nose
  • mak­ing deci­sions is about hav­ing an abun­dance of rel­e­vant data, oth­er­wise throw a dart
  • when you’re tired or hun­gry is not the time to have life dis­cus­sions
  • albi­no birds, it’s a thing, no wait! those are doves
  • I get that he’s a duck, and she’s a duck, and I’m a goose, but who are you?
  • takes me about 72 hours to com­plete­ly accli­mate domes­ti­cal­ly, 120 hours inter­na­tion­al­ly
  • the rain only stays out­side if you close the win­dows
  • that chew­able part of your neck, love that
  • if I had known I would have worn waders
  • adults don’t throw enough paja­ma par­ties
  • e.e. cum­mings is the new j.k. rowl­ings