List for: 07.27.15

  • You can only live some­one else’s life for so long before you start to believe it
  • Ramen is a food group
  • I wouldn’t stare it’s just that they’re so beau­ti­ful
  • The longer the legs the more skin to burn
  • Moz­zarel­la is a poor sub­sti­tute
  • There’s nev­er room at the table for a drink with peach in it, but there’s always room for a nice pear
  • If you order well at brunch it can car­ry over till din­ner, oth­er­wise brunch because a big late break­fasty pre­cur­sor to a late lunch
  • Some hous­es has extra birds
  • Women will promise any­thing to get men to see a chick flick, they don’t always deliv­er
  • Clams aren’t shell­fish
  • For some cou­ples argu­ing is fore­play
  • Flea col­lars are use­less against hors­es
  • Caramel is the nougat