Daily List for: 0/9./21.15

  • Sleep is a hand­ful of wet sand
  • Grace­ful­ly back­ing out of a com­mit­ment is not a skill I pos­sess
  • Some bat­ter­ies can­not be recharged
  • My pok­er­face is cov­ered in paint
  • I’m not short stacked but I am unwill­ing
  • Seem­ing­ly unin­ter­est­ed, obvi­ous­ly unmo­ti­vat­ed, per­pet­u­al­ly dis­as­so­ci­at­ed
  • I have Piper in the crows-nest sit­ting on Pope look­out
  • I’m his­tor­i­cal­ly inac­cu­rate, like the food mid­way at a Ren Faire
  • When you’re a jet you’re a jet all the way, from your first cig­a­rette, to your last dying day, now there’s a bind­ing agree­ment with a gap­ping hole in it
  • I’ll take a nap with any­one who’s will­ing, I’m kin­da slut­ty that way
  • I need to take paja­mas with me to go mat­tress shop­ping
  • I like flat white
  • [ redact­ed because it actu­al­ly offend­ed me ]
  • Dig­ging my short hair, I love my bar­ber
  • There are days when I real­ly miss the whip
  • A col­league was just telling me that she got a resume that includ­ed a sec­tion labelled ‘pierc­ings and tat­toos’, I total­ly under­stand why that’s rel­e­vant in cer­tain indus­tries
  • Regret is the wool sweater