Daily List for: 0/9./22.15

  • I’m both demand­ing and relent­ing
  • Every­one can draw, you just have to prac­tice to get bet­ter
  • I’ve nev­er actu­al­ly pure­ly fol­lowed a recipe, but I try to stay in the spir­it of the orig­i­nal recipe
  • I’m 14% less patient than I am endear­ing, at least I hope so
  • When I’m rest­less (which is fre­quent) I have to do some­thing con­struc­tive with my hands
  • Burned food is what hap­pens while you’re mak­ing oth­er food
  • I’m of the opin­ion that if you order your steak cooked past medi­um rare, you prob­a­bly shouldn’t eat steak
  • Please don’t order fish at a steak house, it encour­ages them
  • Fact: when I wake to fog, snow or ice, I go back to bed
  • If you’re not using it, put it away, if you nev­er use it, get rid of it
  • Dust tells many truths, but dust bun­nies nev­er squeal
  • I’d like a ice-cold wheat beer and a crazy straw please
  • I’m scared of the glazed look I see on the face of the peo­ple at the local casi­no
  • Mag­nets are the new dou­ble-sided tape