Daily List for: 0/9./28.15

  • Sleep is habit form­ing
  • Jum­botrons lack com­pas­sion
  • Caf­feine is meth for soc­cer moms
  • To eat is a neces­si­ty, to eat well, takes some plan­ning
  • Some of use idle annoyed and skep­ti­cal
  • Deers obvi­ous­ly know they’re fast
  • Any atten­tion is fine, but right now we need your atten­tion to the fact that our bowls are emp­ty
  • Thorns suck!
  • Assum­ing you don’t like some­thing you’ve nev­er tast­ed is mouth hypocrisy
  • At some point it’s so much ‘Ripped from the head­lines’ as it is gleaned from Red­ditt and Twit­ter
  • FTR Ice-T stopped being ‘gangs­ta’ right around the time Xhib­it stopped ‘pimp­ing’ cars
  • From now on I’m always shop­ping at a mar­ket near a yoga stu­dio, and I’m going to say it’s because the healthy food selec­tion is bet­ter
  • Sup­pos­ed­ly I’m throw­ing out archival cheese
  • Whomev­er makes the cin­na­mon gum­my bears should notice a drop in their sales soon
  • You’ll nev­er impress me with beige
  • Lard is the new Bit­coin