Daily List for: 1/0./26.15

  • Many real world prob­lems require both brains AND brawn
  • Some­times start­ing with the big ham­mer will save you a lot of time
  • It’s eas­i­er to swim with the cur­rent, but you end up the exact same place as all those oth­er swim­mers
  • Noth­ing easy is sim­ple
  • Ded­i­ca­tion to a craft takes both
  • I’m Pret­ty sure if every­one was account­able for their actions the world would be a far bet­ter place
  • I’m still con­fused by criss-cross apple­sauce
  • Under­stand­ing emo­tion­al trau­ma takes a long time, patience, open­ness
  • I don’t believe in hob­bies so much as I believe in dis­trac­tion
  • If I were to win mil­lions of dol­lars my life wouldn’t like­ly change very much, but my cats would all be ballers
  • A one day a week intern would be a love­ly thing, except that I hate peo­ple at least one day a week and I don’t want to trau­ma­tize a young mind
  • Body lan­guage is the new dis­clo­sure

Daily List for: 1/0./22.15

  • Some­times every­thing that was wrong with you makes per­fect sense when you look back at where you start­ed
  • Cars don’t have rearview mir­rors so you can dri­ve in the past
  • Noth­ing worth doing is easy the first time
  • Gross is all a mat­ter of scale
  • Clar­i­ty is some­thing that until you have it, you nev­er knew you were miss­ing
  • Peo­ple often con­fuse flex­i­bil­i­ty for free­dom
  • It’s help­ful if you con­trol both ends of the rope
  • If you nev­er put your­self out there, you nev­er
  • Know­ing you’re alone, and being alone are two entire­ly dif­fer­ent things
  • Cof­fee and a brisk walk, even in the rain, excel­lent way to start your morn­ing
  • Dog tug-of-war is an actu­al war albeit a reluc­tant one
  • If you start with sta­ble, what fol­lows is eas­i­er
  • Doing noth­ing gets you nowhere
  • Maybe it’s what you’re eat­ing?
  • Some­thing is the new noth­ing

Daily List for: 1/0./15.15

  • My totems are not even­ly spaced
  • Today is the day, tomor­row is also the day
  • Splin­ters suck, seri­ous­ly
  • A lap­top, wifi, and a plan, that all it takes to rule the world
  • Triple caf­feinat­ed cof­fee is a good way to tack­le the day
  • I seem to attract cats, they know
  • Some­time my mouth is only vague­ly asso­ci­at­ed with my brain
  • Some­times the ink is too thin
  • Star­bucks car­ries HWC and it helps their gen­er­al­ly harsh cof­fee
  • I vio­late the drift­ing rules, not because I have too, just because I can
  • My ele­va­tor pitch starts with ‘Brace Your­self’
  • Some errors are dif­fi­cult to fix, some are just annoy­ing
  • Plans are the new wan­der­lust

Daily List for: 1/0./14.15

  • The gift of gab is a gift that you can’t give back
  • Some­times streets are full of man sized holes
  • Cilantro sal­ad is actu­al­ly bet­ter than cilantro alone
  • Lunch with a friend is always tasti­er than lunch alone
  • Noth­ing is every­thing in an emp­ty box
  • A lit­tle pork roll is deli­cious, lots of pork roll, even bet­ter..
  • A tiny splin­ter can ruin a oth­er­wise great day
  • Per­sis­tent cat love can cause you to lose sleep
  • Con­ve­nience is the first step to slothy­ness
  • Dis­cussing get­ting a dog with the cats, cur­rent vote 3 nah, 2 yea
  • Humor is the new aphro­disi­ac

Daily List for: 1/0./13.15

  • Your faults are what I love, per­fec­tion bores me
  • You can only plan for so long, at some point you have to do
  • If you’ve nev­er got­ten your hands dirty you have no busi­ness direct­ing those of us into it up to our elbows
  • I’m sel­dom speech­less, but in gen­er­al I’m very qui­et, unless I’m awake
  • My ace in the hole is an extra ace
  • Sup­pos­ed­ly we all have a Dop­pel­gänger, I want to meet mine and recre­ate the begin­ning of the Pat­ty Duke show
  • Notes are the glue that bind my scrap­ple with my eggs
  • I bought all the Tren­ton Pork Roll, and it is glo­ri­ous, we cut it with inge­nu­ity
  • I am an expert at emo­tion­al origa­mi
  • Some­times your neigh­bors trim their bush­es into sad shapes
  • I have win­ter clothes, a change of shoes, snack and 3 blan­kets in the back of my car, I’m con­sid­er­ing putting it on AirBnB
  • Qual­i­ty time is the new prof­it mar­gin

Daily List for: 1/0./12.15

  • The threat of rain is gen­er­al­ly more dis­rup­tive than actu­al rain
  • 15 dol­lars well spent on dog toys will save you a lot of late-night dra­ma
  • Cream cheese is a gate­way cheese
  • You nev­er know if you’re hooked on some­thing until you stop
  • The Inter­net nev­er for­gets
  • Dogs are 75% pee and sali­va
  • I watch tv late at night, but I don’t watch late night tv
  • The first step to being ‘in’ a room, con­fi­dence
  • Peo­ple who aren’t shy, don’t under­stand shy
  • I couldn’t get assis­tance in an Apple Store if I doused myself in gaso­line and asked Siri to light a match
  • Just because an idea has already been done doesn’t mean doing it bet­ter is a waste of time, there’s always a mar­ket for bet­ter
  • Fire­proof is the new unburn­able

Daily List for: 1/0./12.15

  • Not all unbread­ed chick­en is
  • Love comes with a tail
  • Temp­ta­tion comes walk­ing in as a red­head
  • Fresh air is not a sub­si­dized drug
  • I’m not sure when com­mu­ni­ca­tion became a lost art, but it’s very sad
  • If peo­ple wore their sins like mer­it badges, peo­ple would be more hon­est in their lives
  • Noth­ing con­ve­nient is sel­dom the best choice
  • Hard work is mean­ing­less if you don’t enjoy the free time
  • I’m not into can­dles, but I would love a can­dle that legit­i­mate­ly smells like a camp­fire, bak­ing choco­late cook­ies, and a thun­der­storm
  • I’m due for a real­ly sub­stan­tial pos­ses­sion purge, start­ing with every­thing
  • Clut­ter makes me crazy
  • Sali­va is the new Prozac

Daily List for: 1/0/0815

  • Some­times sci­ence is cru­el, but you can’t fault sci­ence, just igno­rance of sci­ence
  • Taste it, just once, if you don’t like it, nev­er again..
  • Some­thing about dri­ving brings out the stu­pid in peo­ple
  • Morn­ings burn bright and fast
  • What if car­toons have been lying to use for decades
  • Live your life by the num­bers, math helps most things
  • When I’m bored I test dri­ve used mus­cle cars
  • I hate diced toma­to, but love sliced toma­to, I’m weird like that
  • Spicy food is sel­dom spicy enough, until it is
  • Secrets are bet­ter when you can share them with a con­fi­dant
  • Fat is the new white bread

Daily List for: 1/0./07.15

  • Rep­e­ti­tion is the key
  • A dog a cat and a dea­con walk into a bar…
  • If you don’t need it, give it to some­one who does
  • Cof­fee is moti­va­tion enough, at least until 11am
  • Twen­ty min­utes is enough for a quick sketch, but if it doesn’t resem­ble what you want in the first five min­utes, the last fif­teen is a waste of time
  • There may be 98 screens of gray, but I only need 5
  • Old habits actu­al­ly should die, regard­less of hard­ness
  • Morn­ing brain is eclec­tic
  • Heavy cream makes most things bet­ter
  • I mar­ried my co-con­spir­a­tor
  • Win­ter is the new com­plaint

Daily List for: 1/0./06.15

  • Most days I’m inside out
  • You know you spend a lot of time in some­one else’s house when you have three apps on your phone that con­trol sys­tems you don’t own
  • Dog elbows and human crotch­es are not com­pat­i­ble
  • Lying for the right rea­son still feels like lying
  • I’d rather climb 3 steep hills than go down 1
  • The more I use Com­cast & FIOS TV inter­faces, the more I like my anti­quat­ed Tivos
  • That tri­an­gle is killing us, I blame the Egyp­tians
  • I’m tired of all the stu­pid­i­ty
  • Unsea­soned is the new bland
  • I used to want a Viking funer­al, now I also was a Viking stove… At least I’m con­sis­tent
  • The eas­i­est way to lose my respect is to tell me a poor­ly craft­ed lie, if your gonna do it, do it well

  • Sup­pos­ed­ly you can lay­er Spanx, but you need the assis­tance of unskilled labor

  • I have an issue with for­give­ness, it’s a skill I’ve nev­er actu­al­ly mas­tered, I have a book­case full of grudges

  • It’s the switch­es that seem­ing­ly do noth­ing that you need to be wary of

  • I write every­thing down in invis­i­ble ink
  • 5:30 comes ear­li­er every morn­ing
  • I miss movies that were actu­al­ly fun­ny and under two hours
  • A lev­el is a tool and an action you do with the tool
  • I know I can ask for a cheeses­teak wit, but can I ask for it with­out the roll?
  • Pineap­ple is the armadil­lo of the fruit world
  • A sleep­ing pet on your lap works bet­ter than any anti­de­pres­sant or sleep­ing pill
  • Effort is the new tal­ent

Daily List for: 1/0./05.15

  • I used to want a Viking funer­al, now I also was a Viking stove… At least I’m con­sis­tent
  • The eas­i­est way to lose my respect is to tell me a poor­ly craft­ed lie, if your gonna do it, do it well
  • Sup­pos­ed­ly you can lay­er Spanx, but you need the assis­tance of unskilled labor
  • I have an issue with for­give­ness, it’s a skill I’ve nev­er actu­al­ly mas­tered, I have a book­case full of grudges
  • It’s the switch­es that seem­ing­ly do noth­ing that you need to be wary of
  • I write every­thing down in invis­i­ble ink
  • 5:30 comes ear­li­er every morn­ing
  • I miss movies that were actu­al­ly fun­ny and under two hours
  • A lev­el is a tool and an action you do with the tool
  • I know I can ask for a cheeses­teak wit, but can I ask for it with­out the roll?
  • Pineap­ple is the armadil­lo of the fruit world
  • A sleep­ing pet on your lap works bet­ter than any anti­de­pres­sant or sleep­ing pill
  • Effort is the new tal­ent