Daily List for: 1/0./12.15

  • The threat of rain is gen­er­al­ly more dis­rup­tive than actu­al rain
  • 15 dol­lars well spent on dog toys will save you a lot of late-night dra­ma
  • Cream cheese is a gate­way cheese
  • You nev­er know if you’re hooked on some­thing until you stop
  • The Inter­net nev­er for­gets
  • Dogs are 75% pee and sali­va
  • I watch tv late at night, but I don’t watch late night tv
  • The first step to being ‘in’ a room, con­fi­dence
  • Peo­ple who aren’t shy, don’t under­stand shy
  • I couldn’t get assis­tance in an Apple Store if I doused myself in gaso­line and asked Siri to light a match
  • Just because an idea has already been done doesn’t mean doing it bet­ter is a waste of time, there’s always a mar­ket for bet­ter
  • Fire­proof is the new unburn­able