Daily List for: 1/1./18.15

  • Some deci­sions can’t be undone, don’t obsess over them
  • Back pain is the sand in the lubri­cant
  • Jel­lo real­ly does make every­thing slight­ly bet­ter
  • Fat is good, eat it, skip the sweets
  • I can’t help what my eyes do when I meet you
  • Dis­trac­tion is the cousin of inspi­ra­tion
  • Some days are enrobed in dark­ness
  • My favorite thing is to eaves­drop, I’m real­ly good at it, and I know it’s rude
  • My house is always dressed up for hal­loween
  • My back feels like an poor­ly shuf­fled deck of cards, I like that metaphor bet­ter than the typ­i­cal jel­ly dough­nut ref­er­ence
  • I shop bet­ter than most peo­ple, it’s my sport, I’m an all-star, there are no PlaySta­tion games for my sport
  • The­o­ret­i­cal­ly I like min­i­mal­ism, any­one who’s ever been in my house knows I don’t actu­al­ly prac­tice it
  • What do sheep count when they can’t sleep?
  • Some peo­ple default to hap­py and dri­ven, I default to lusty and tired
  • Stu­pid things amuse me, like the con­cept of ‘Kin­dle Kar­dashi­an’ she has all the books, but she can’t read them
  • Smooth jazz is the new warm milk

Daily List for: 1/1./20.15

  • Dogs like groins
  • The edi­ble sand is just col­ored sug­ar
  • A home­made gift made from the heart, instant­ly cher­ished
  • Qui­et is the new loud
  • I am in fact a fix­er-upper and chances are, attic needs ren­o­va­tions.
  • wait­ing is hard, patience is too
  • I’d fol­low you into the dark
  • It typ­i­cal­ly runs both fast and hot
  • cook­ies can be dessert
  • If alco­hol is the wide­ly accept­ed social lubri­cant, lube me up
  • Noth­ing isn’t sacred, to some­one
  • Some con­ver­sa­tions unfold grad­u­al­ly, oth­ers crash to the floor
  • Cat­nip comes in many fla­vors

Daily List for: 1/15/2015

  • Kar­ma has a host of sharp edges, there will be blood
  • Wings are a food group unto them­selves
  • TV novel­la writ­ing is the low­est form of writ­ing right below for­tune cook­ie for­tunes and pen­ny shop­per horo­scopes
  • Give me a cor­ner, a legal pad and a Uni­ball pen and I’m gen­er­al­ly hap­py
  • I’m 75% crazy, 95% impul­sive, 105% over-caf­fi­nat­ed, 200% seri­ous
  • I promised Maxx that he’d get to ride a horse, some­times when I’m relaxed I say stu­pid things
  • Plans are made to be un-bro­ken
  • Unless you under­stand me you nev­er will
  • Man­ic is full throt­tle for­ward into a brick wall
  • Garfield is right, Mon­days suck
  • Why don’t they sell fla­vored envelopes and stamps?
  • Hack­neyed is the new old