Daily List for: 1/15/2015

  • Kar­ma has a host of sharp edges, there will be blood
  • Wings are a food group unto them­selves
  • TV novel­la writ­ing is the low­est form of writ­ing right below for­tune cook­ie for­tunes and pen­ny shop­per horo­scopes
  • Give me a cor­ner, a legal pad and a Uni­ball pen and I’m gen­er­al­ly hap­py
  • I’m 75% crazy, 95% impul­sive, 105% over-caf­fi­nat­ed, 200% seri­ous
  • I promised Maxx that he’d get to ride a horse, some­times when I’m relaxed I say stu­pid things
  • Plans are made to be un-bro­ken
  • Unless you under­stand me you nev­er will
  • Man­ic is full throt­tle for­ward into a brick wall
  • Garfield is right, Mon­days suck
  • Why don’t they sell fla­vored envelopes and stamps?
  • Hack­neyed is the new old