Daily List for: 1/1./18.15

  • Some deci­sions can’t be undone, don’t obsess over them
  • Back pain is the sand in the lubri­cant
  • Jel­lo real­ly does make every­thing slight­ly bet­ter
  • Fat is good, eat it, skip the sweets
  • I can’t help what my eyes do when I meet you
  • Dis­trac­tion is the cousin of inspi­ra­tion
  • Some days are enrobed in dark­ness
  • My favorite thing is to eaves­drop, I’m real­ly good at it, and I know it’s rude
  • My house is always dressed up for hal­loween
  • My back feels like an poor­ly shuf­fled deck of cards, I like that metaphor bet­ter than the typ­i­cal jel­ly dough­nut ref­er­ence
  • I shop bet­ter than most peo­ple, it’s my sport, I’m an all-star, there are no PlaySta­tion games for my sport
  • The­o­ret­i­cal­ly I like min­i­mal­ism, any­one who’s ever been in my house knows I don’t actu­al­ly prac­tice it
  • What do sheep count when they can’t sleep?
  • Some peo­ple default to hap­py and dri­ven, I default to lusty and tired
  • Stu­pid things amuse me, like the con­cept of ‘Kin­dle Kar­dashi­an’ she has all the books, but she can’t read them
  • Smooth jazz is the new warm milk