Daily List for: 1/2./23.15

  • Checked with San­ta, still naughty, but less naughty than pre­vi­ous years, just naughty enough
  • Every­thing in life comes down to mis en place
  • Tru­di knows, but she’s not telling
  • When I think ‘Whoop­ie Pies’ I also think ‘Sock it to me’, blam­ing Goldie Hawn
  • Some­times you have to stand up to mes­sage the sacrum
  • Some peo­ple are drunk with the ‘quiz-mas­ter’ pow­er
  • When you walk into a bar already dizzy, you drink spar­ing­ly
  • It’s nev­er easy being cheesy
  • Some things are over­sized and stab­by, those are things that I try to stay away from
  • 3 hours of pro­cras­ti­na­tion a day is the pre­scrip­tion
  • Care­less lust starts when think­ing sub­sides
  • Although I love the song, I’m not sure what ‘Pil­low Brain’ is… and it’s dri­ving me crazy
  • Saxa­phone is the new cow­bell