Daily List for: 1/29/2015

  • Speci­fici­ty negates the vague that plaques our soci­ety
  • Don’t con­fuse my lack of car­ing now for ever car­ing, that’s a com­mon Saul mis­take
  • It turns out that… wait what was I say­ing?
  • Shiny things are inher­ent­ly shiny
  • Often, once is not enough, and nev­er is almost nev­er, nev­er
  • Burns take from 3 months to 3 decades to heal
  • Some bar­tenders can intox­i­cat­ed with­out ever pour­ing a drink
  • Faces out of con­text con­fuse me
  • The red pill makes me smarter, but the blue pill makes me fall
  • What if our entire per­son­al­i­ty was based entire­ly on our chem­i­cal flaws
  • What I thought was a green pill was a peanut M&M, so #win
  • Some nick­names may be accu­rate, but that doesn’t mean they’re fun­ny, some oth­ers aren’t accu­rate, yet hilar­i­ous
  • You’ve prob­a­bly nev­er utter the phrase “Sala­mi Bag” but when you do, you’ll prob­a­bly laugh… we did
  • I play games with words to keep myself uncaged
  • Some­times our paths are lined with stuff you’d rather not tread on
  • We’ve decid­ed that the point bit on the wing is called ‘The han­dle’, prob­a­bly not for the chick­en though
  • I searched high and low for more of those M&Ms, I guess it was a gift from Maxx
  • Shop­ping is a team sport, it requires plan­ning and semi-reg­u­lar time­outs
  • Cow­ards hide behind mon­ey and laws assum­ing they’re safe from the hav­oc they pro­pose, hope­ful­ly some­day that will change sub­stan­tial­ly
  • Greed is the new Glut­tony