Daily List for: 4/3/2015

  • You know you have a prob­lem when your dry clean­er asks you about 6 sep­a­rate stains and the answer to each is cheese
  • There’s always a drink for the third mus­ke­teer
  • It’s you that winds me up, lets me go, spin and stum­ble to and fro, up the incline, down into supine, only to real­ize, that you’re enjoy­ing my undo­ing
  • Those who live in glass bake shops shouldn’t throw scones
  • The answer is always yes, unless you give me a rea­son to no you
  • I’m not influ­enced by what peo­ple do, I’m inspired by the grace with which the do it
  • My church has stools
  • I can spend hours hid­ing in your hug, inhal­ing your spice and qui­et­ly bask­ing in the rhyth­mic tim­pani that is your sound­track
  • Con­fi­dence comes from know­ing that your friends will help you achieve all your goals
  • By all accounts the man flee­ing the heist at the pros­thet­ics store was unarmed
  • Some­times the sub­text is too sub­tle