Daily List for: 7/13/2015

  • Good food can not make up for bad ser­vice
  • Cats are only SO train­able
  • Pro­cras­ti­na­tion is deferred annoy­ance
  • Those tat­toos are stock­ings
  • Don’t skimp on the knock­wurst
  • We all have a list, mine is just longer
  • The ducks don’t care that the peas are health­i­er for them
  • Hygien­i­cal­ly speak­ing, I’d soon­er kiss you than shake your hand
  • The secret to being well rest­ed is the sies­ta that pre­cedes the pre-sleep nap
  • If it’s not the sun, or the water, it’s the bugs
  • I have to accept the fact that some games I’m just nev­er going to win
  • Grav­i­ty claims anoth­er clum­sy adult
  • Hav­ing a doc­tor tell me that some­thing might take a full year to heal, and that’s only if I don’t re-injure it makes me want to just break it — since I believe that heals much faster
  • Restraint is the new deferred