Daily List for: 1/24/2015

  • Unless you’re a DJ spend­ing the day spin­ning isn’t much fun
  • I hate wrap­ping gifts, hate with a fiery pas­sion
  • Nut fla­vored cof­fee sounds gross, I can see why that name nev­er took off, thank you hazel­nut
  • It is actu­al­ly pos­si­ble to be busy and bored at the same time
  • Some peo­ple are tidy hoard­ers, that’s the song Elton John nev­er sings
  • Hat­ing my body late­ly, I’m a nev­er end­ing mix of dizzy and over­heat­ed or achy and cold, the fact that it’s 107° in Decem­ber isn’t help­ing mat­ters much
  • Some­times you need to pushed towards the precipice to appre­ci­ate the view
  • Rather than do the wrong thing for the right rea­son, some­times it’s just fun to be bad for pure­ly self­ish rea­sons
  • I checked, there is actu­al­ly NO rest for the wicked, it’s just a par­ty 24/7, but it’s a sausage­fest
  • All my best ideas run faster than me
  • Dutchie pies are the new fore­play

Daily List for: 8/7/2015

  • Sec­ond things first
  • Tal­ent is about hard work, per­sis­tence, and desire, it’s not a gift
  • Don’t plan to fail
  • The barista at Star­bucks doesn’t real­ly care how you spell your name
  • Text mes­sag­ing is great — but a hug is bet­ter
  • It’s only 9am but cour­tesy of my over­ly affec­tion­ate cat at 3am — I’m con­sid­er­ing a nap, maybe I’ll go wake her up
  • Beau­ty lives in the worn, scratched and chipped among us
  • For 50 years in a row — didn’t watch the debate, and I know my math is wrong, you know what I mean
  • There’s just not enough time in the day for all the ideas
  • His­to­ry is the new future

Daily List for: 7/14/2015

  • Gen­er­al­ly noth­ing worth­while is easy to mas­ter
  • Read­ing is greater than watch­ing
  • If you have noth­ing nice to say, try say­ing some­thing con­struc­tive
  • If you don’t ask, I can’t answer
  • I speak flu­ent eng­lish, and about 50 words of yid­dish — those 50 words have no sin­gle-eng­lish-word trans­la­tion, I don’t recall any of the ger­man I learned in school — Frau Parks would be very dis­pleased
  • In the long-run cre­ative speed is more impor­tant than cre­ative qual­i­ty
  • If at first you don’t suc­ceed, save it, dupli­cate it, rename it, and fix it
  • There is no mar­ket for per­fec­tion, but the world has a mas­sive appetite for good-enough
  • My brain runs on carbs, cof­fee, caf­feine and choco­late — that’s not much of a nutri­tion­al pyra­mid
  • Your face just seems like it needs kiss­es
  • Peo­ple spend far too much ener­gy hid­ing what they’re ashamed of, rather than just own­ing it proud­ly and mov­ing on
  • Fresh air and sun­light is the new Prozac

Daily List for: 8/6/2015

  • Cof­fee and paint­ing do not mix, luck­i­ly I know that
  • Lethar­gy is defeat­ed by get­ting off your ass
  • It’s pret­ty stu­pid if you live your life in a safe lit­tle box, I hate to tell you, that’s kind of how you end up any­how
  • Your com­fort lev­el is too tight
  • Lazi­ness breeds indif­fer­ence
  • If I had a white horse I’d sweep in and take you away
  • Choco­late is my drug of choice
  • Today is yes­ter­day with fresh­er sheets
  • Per­sis­tence is the key to pulling hap­pi­ness out of the dark­ness
  • Don’t let your issues define you, it’s far too easy to let a label defeat you
  • Spend­ing a night with a loved one is the new binge watch­ing

Daily List for: 7/13/2015

  • Good food can not make up for bad ser­vice
  • Cats are only SO train­able
  • Pro­cras­ti­na­tion is deferred annoy­ance
  • Those tat­toos are stock­ings
  • Don’t skimp on the knock­wurst
  • We all have a list, mine is just longer
  • The ducks don’t care that the peas are health­i­er for them
  • Hygien­i­cal­ly speak­ing, I’d soon­er kiss you than shake your hand
  • The secret to being well rest­ed is the sies­ta that pre­cedes the pre-sleep nap
  • If it’s not the sun, or the water, it’s the bugs
  • I have to accept the fact that some games I’m just nev­er going to win
  • Grav­i­ty claims anoth­er clum­sy adult
  • Hav­ing a doc­tor tell me that some­thing might take a full year to heal, and that’s only if I don’t re-injure it makes me want to just break it — since I believe that heals much faster
  • Restraint is the new deferred

Daily List for: 8/5/2015

  • Give me the strength to accept the things I can­not change, and qual­i­ty whiskey for all the rest
  • Plan­ning and expe­ri­ence is the key to repeat­able suc­cess­es, any­one can get lucky once or twice
  • Music makes the mun­dane tol­er­a­ble
  • Let­tuce does not equal sal­ad
  • Pri­or­i­tize, pre­pare, pro­cras­ti­nate
  • Even­tu­al­ly I always use the things I’ve pur­chased, it just takes time, I’m a shop­ping clair­voy­ant
  • Many morn­ing I’m amazed this is my life, thanks every­one
  • The worst part of dri­ving away from the house is the look I get from upstairs cat as I pull away
  • I’m still think­ing about those dis­ap­point­ing scones from the oth­er day (see pre­vi­ous list)
  • Do you learn some­thing new every­day?, I do
  • Pro­lif­ic mak­ers impress the hell out of me, late­ly I’ve met a few, and those folks seem­ing­ly don’t sleep
  • Rela­tion­ships are about the lit­tle things in between the big things
  • Fra­grant is the new odif­er­ous

Daily List for: 7/10/2015

  • Per­son­al growth starts today, chal­lenge your­self
  • Embrace fail­ure
  • When you’re out with a friend, leave your cell at home
  • Order an extra slice, make it some­thing you’ve nev­er tried
  • Stay up late, read a book, draw, cook, bake, eat, drink
  • Take your favorite skill and teach it to some­one you love
  • Teach your­self a dis­ci­plined activ­i­ty, jug­gling, hand­stand, yoga
  • Don’t daw­dle, if you can do it slow, you can teach your­self to do it fast, if you nor­mal­ly do it fast, slow it down
  • Talk your way past a door­man, a secu­ri­ty guard or a movie the­ater tick­et tak­er, yes it’s wrong, but a lit­tle wrong can be fun
  • Main­tain a con­ver­sa­tion with your­self, we don’t judge
  • Crazy Hap­py is the new you

Daily List for: 1/24/2015

  • The secret to find­ing qual­i­ty con­trac­tors / free­lancers: Find peo­ple who val­ue their rep­u­ta­tion more than they val­ue your mon­ey
  • Sur­round your­self with peo­ple who make you hap­py, hope­ful­ly you make them hap­py too
  • Not every­one has an angle, some peo­ple are actu­al­ly nice

Daily List for: 3/4/2015

  • Some­days cre­ativ­i­ty flows like wine, oth­er days it flows like grav­el
  • I don’t need a straw, I have Twiz­zlers
  • Cats know, but they aren’t telling
  • Body lan­guage is uni­ver­sal
  • The inter­net isn’t real­i­ty, stop stress­ing over what oth­er peo­ple are sup­pos­ed­ly doing, and start doing your­self
  • Seize, Savor, Devour

Daily List for: 2/24/2016

  • Dogs dry at a dif­fer­ent rate than cloth, a wet dog can stay wet long enough to make every oth­er stain­able sur­face equal­ly wet
  • Swiss move­ments are only slight­ly accu­rate, hunger is high­ly accu­rate, a dogs stom­ach is the swiss­est
  • I made the assump­tion read­ing was an option, I was prompt­ly and repeat­ed­ly cor­rect­ed
  • The throw this, why’d you throw that game nev­er gets old
  • We’re all con­fused what to call the sun­room when it’s rain­ing, we’ve all agreed that room is the Tardis at night
  • Jun­gle cat cares not that it’s rain­ing
  • So now cho­les­terol is a thing, screw that I’m going back to liv­ing on cof­fee, hon­ey­buns and casu­al sex
  • House­plants clear­ly have a fatāh towards me
  • All I need is one great dish that my mouth, my brain, my stom­ach, and my doc­tor all agree that I can eat every meal, then I’m good
  • Rain wash­es away the fun
  • Old restu­raunts serve the fresh­est food
  • My cur­rent list of peo­ple I’d like to nap arm in arm with is cur­rent­ly idling at four, but per­haps it’s because I’m cur­rent­ly shar­ing (use of this word is laugh­able) a bed with a 85 pound dog
  • I’m okay bor­row­ing someone’s out­er­wear but you learn very quick­ly the pock­ets are not yours
  • Cre­ativ­i­ty is the new soli­tary

Daily List for: 1/4/2015

  • Your dark head of hair hides the fire that the deep smokey eyes adver­tise
  • Knowl­edge is pow­er, but spe­cif­ic igno­rance is com­fort
  • Some­times the most fas­ci­nat­ing of us are the most flawed
  • I can test your beliefs, your per­spec­tive and your patience, and that’s just before break­fast, late-night the tests become mul­ti­ple choice and hard­er
  • And the great text pre­dict­ed the ‘Veg­an-Soc­cer-Mom Upris­ing’, they swept across the coun­try like locust, whin­ing at and judg­ing every­one in their path, it wasn’t until the ‘soy-milk dec­i­ma­tion act of 2025’ was rat­i­fied that human­i­ty began to rebuild
  • Cre­ativ­i­ty is fre­quent­ly uncom­fort­able, like an itch that needs to be scratched, unfor­tu­nate­ly poi­son ivy is sim­i­lar, once in 2002 I thought I was cre­ative, and the cre­ativ­i­ty spread from one arm to the oth­er
  • I should be doing some­thing else, RIGHT NOW, that’s what these notes are, pro­cras­ti­na­tion
  • One pill makes you small­er, while one pill makes you bold
  • Key repeat is one of those things you take for grant­ed unless you acci­den­tal­ly change that set­ting and you can’t type the sim­pll­l­llest of words
  • Unlike Scar­lett O’Hara I don’t depend on the kind­ness of strangers, but I’m not adverse to their com­fort
  • If machines run bet­ter well lubri­cat­ed, then rela­tion­ships are a machine
  • Tea is the new Moscow Mule


Daily List for: 3/5/2015

  • There should be a sign in every tat­too par­lor remind­ing peo­ple that skin ages but a bad deci­sion is eter­nal
  • Don’t com­plain about some­thing unless you’re will­ing to do some­thing about it
  • The only thing that should be wrapped around a piz­za crust is the per­son eat­ing it
  • Next time you order a drink in a bar, just for grins ask the bar­tender “is this the best kind of ice for this drink?” see what they say
  • Just because I’m not look­ing at you while you’re talk­ing to me doesn’t mean I don’t care what you’re say­ing, it might mean you have spinach in your teeth
  • I saw some­one take a bag of apples back to the mar­ket, her com­plaint ‘These just don’t taste app­ley enough’, it’s NEVER occurred to me to do this; using that approach,
     — ‘I’d like to return this half eat­en hoho, it wasn’t as ho(ish?) as the first half
     — ‘I’d like to return this cook­ing spray, I actu­al­ly DO believe it’s not but­ter’

Daily List for: 3/3/2015

  • Nev­er stop fail­ing
  • Make a list, do it in ink
  • Pour your­self a big glass of hap­pi­ness, make mine a dou­ble
  • Obses­sions are con­ta­gious
  • Stop com­plain­ing about things you can’t con­trol
  • Let it ride, Press it, Go all in
  • Be Spicy

Daily List for: 3/2/2015

  • Choco­late gen­er­al­ly helps
  • Brunettes are still the new sexy
  • Casu­al con­fi­dence is always in style
  • Every now and then a watched pot will boil, but only while you’re on the phone
  • Be the water… skip the rock
  • That spot where your neck becomes your shoulder…mmmm, I love that spot
  • Dip, dip, squeeze… And that’s how you make tea!
  • Chip­ping away at the lit­tle things, that’s how you move moun­tains

Daily List for: 2/9/2015

  • There is such a thing as too much data, I now gave quan­tifi­able proof I sleep like a caf­feinat­ed 3 year old
  • Some of us are the worst of us, even on our best days
  • I’ll hold your hand and we can sing as we walk though the fire togeth­er
  • Ground­hogs don’t have heat­ing bills
  • Mus­cle guys at the gym speak their own grunt and nod lan­guage
  • We can change every­thing but our his­to­ry, all we can do with that is learn from it
  • Some­times south of the equa­tor is were all the fun hap­pens
  • Friends let friends get awk­ward, and then embrace it
  • Songs are my mile­stones, fla­vors my sou­venirs, pho­tos my lega­cy
  • Time will not erase our impact
  • Amaz­ing peo­ple are every­where, but as a soci­ety we seem to fix­ate and glam­or­ize the worst of us
  • Do boats expe­ri­ence pier pres­sure
  • Lust is the acai berry
  • The light in your eyes excites my mind and inflames my body
  • We are my gal­van­ic responce

Daily List for: 2/13/2015

  • Not every­thing is as real as it seems
  • Both mir­rors and scales lie on a reg­u­lar basis
  • Pla­ton­ic is this years sym­bi­ot­ic
  • Com­mu­ni­ca­tion unlocks all but the most locked rela­tion­ships
  • Some­times that last drink is on the house
  • I want to chase all the angst away and leave you with noth­ing but hap­py and quirky
  • Pock­et change can change the world
  • My boots aren’t made for every­thing

Daily List for: 1/21/2015

  • I’m at the age where nachos after 9 PM are topped with melt­ed cheese, jalapeno and regret
  • Nasty is the new naughty
  • Oppor­tu­ni­ty isn’t always obvi­ous
  • If you don’t ask the ques­tion, it real­ly doesn’t mat­ter what the answer is
  • Some­times lust clouds judge­ment
  • When hangry, go for the peanut but­ter cups
  • Stress can cause you to skip meals, it can also cause you to binge eat, that’s why stress is a sadis­tic ass­hat
  • The ‘Got your nose’ game, is not a big hit in the lep­rosy ward
  • I want to crowd­source a flash mob of kick­starters to start kick­ing crowds of mob­sters
  • I spend every wak­ing moment dream­ing about the next time I’ll see you
  • If any of these made you smile (or think), pass the smile along, please share this post with your friends
  • Intro­spec­tion is free, ther­a­py is billed in 45 minute incre­ments

Daily List for: 5/4/2015

  • Annoy­ance is not exclu­sive­ly a human emo­tion, I type this as an annoyed cat won­ders why I’m not pet­ting her
  • Com­men­tat­ing ruins sports even more than sports ruins sports
  • I’ve decid­ed to get the word ‘NO!’ tattoo’d on the back of my left hand, at least then I’d have a con­stant reminder that the word exists
  • I read that week­night bowl­ing leagues are the new ‘swing­ing’ meet­ing place, like I’d jump in bed with any­one who would wear rent­ed shoes..eww
  • I have an idea for a ‘Crim­i­nal Minds’ drink­ing game, every time they use the word ‘unsub’ you turn the TV off and go get a drink
  • Trust me, said no one you actu­al­ly should
  • If you told me you were unhap­py I could have done some­thing about it, but you silence said noth­ing
  • I don’t need assis­tance, I’m just pro­cras­ti­nat­ing for a while and lat­er I’ll spend the day regret­ting it
  • If I didn’t beat myself up about every­thing what would I do with my days?
  • A pint of ice cream can be a sin­gle serv­ing with the prop­er spoon and the right moti­va­tion

Daily List for: 2/8/2015

  • Some­times you’re afraid of heights, almost nev­er widths
  • I’m a live nerve
  • One per­sons notes is another’s jour­nal­ing
  • Con­trac­tu­al sex is bind­ing, but only if it’s done right
  • Good peanut but­ter regard­less of how hard it hits the gym will always be chunky
  • Span­ish yoga is sleep­ing
  • Plung­ing neck­lines nev­er actu­al­ly hit the floor
  • New friends are bet­ter than old acquain­tances
  • A giant bowl of deca­dent choco­late cream make any­thing instant­ly dessert, it’s also why I usu­al­ly have a spoon in my bag
  • Laugh­ter might not actu­al­ly be med­i­cine but it does make you feel bet­ter
  • Sexy nev­er goes out of style, and it’s more about con­fi­dence than any­thing else
  • I want to own prop­er­ty with you, I’m just not sure where yet
  • Some­times a shared vil­lan makes rel­a­tive strangers into close friends
  • A cold beer, a warm smile, a hot oven, and stir­ring con­ver­sa­tion makes a recipe for a fun night
  • GPS has saved more rela­tion­ships than Via­gra