Daily List for: 5/7/2015

  • it may just be a num­ber, but it’s a big num­ber — Yes­ter­day is tomor­row two days soon­er — Reflex­ol­o­gy makes me flinch — Now that sum­mer is on the hori­zon, can’t wait for Fall, I’m sea­son­al­ly unde­cid­ed — All bugs are fea­tures — Cre­ative iner­tia is a bitch — Favorite names for sushi; Godzil­la roll, Dyna­mite roll, Shake, Rat­tle n’ rol­lIf
  • If you don’t like my cur­rent atti­tude, try back in 15 min­utes
  • Why didn’t chim-chim die of asphyx­i­a­tion?
  • Occa­sion­al­ly you have to be self­ish

Daily List for: 1/23/2015

  • Your love is my church, and I want to spend the rest of my life wor­ship­ping you
  • My judge­ment was cloud­ed by the dark stormy events that pre­cip­i­tat­ed
  • Find some­thing that you enjoy doing, and do it
  • Some­times say­ing some­thing in an ele­va­tor to break the awk­ward silence, is infi­nite­ly more awk­ward, espe­cial­ly when what you say includes the word plum­met
  • Some­times social clues are lost on Pro­fes­sor Plum
  • Aspire to sat­is­fy your needs, and those of your friends and fam­i­ly before you move on to your wants
  • Those peo­ple you choose to sur­round your­self with are your fam­i­ly
  • Trav­el­ing stretch­es your world, opens your mind, teach­es you in ways that books ever could
  • Self­less is the new self­ish

Daily List for: 5/6/2015

  • Giv­en a do over, most­ly minor deci­sions would change
  • I choose sup­ple
  • I necked with the lamb, it was deli­cious
  • I drank your worm­wood, still sane(ish)
  • My list is some­what scary, get­ting scari­er
  • I wasn’t ignor­ing you, I was pic­tur­ing you on fire
  • Being an adult means skip­ping things you want to do, in order to do things you have to do, and that sucks eggs
  • No is a word, No is a word, No is a word (repeat as need­ed)
  • Close ear whis­per­ing is the new fore­play
  • Ask me again, and make me want to say yes
  • First Date Favorites; Car: Her­bie, Soup: Pho, Herb: Basil, Guilty-Plea­sure Movie: The Thomas Crowne Affair, Activ­i­ty: third-date-stuff
  • I’m in karmic remit­tance

Daily List for: 1/22/2015

  • Chal­lenge your­self, take some­thing you’re good at, do it longer, faster, dif­fer­ent, take some­thing you’re not so good at, and do it a lot, nev­er stop
  • Don’t suc­cumb to destruc­tive habits, call a friend, walk away, weak­ness isn’t attrac­tive
  • When in doubt, the answer is always No!
  • Oppor­tu­ni­ty lives every­where, but you have to leave your bub­ble to see it
  • Some­times ideas are like pineap­ple cake they work bet­ter turned upside down
  • Abhor typ­i­cal, despise com­mon, every­body does those
  • Be the cat in the sun­beam, enjoy a momen­tary sim­ple plea­sure
  • Help more than you hurt
  • I think I’m devel­op­ing a self­ish aller­gy
  • You’re total­ly my bagel, you’re my every­thing

Daily List for: 5/5/2015

  • Addic­tion comes in all shapes and sizes, don’t assume you under­stand what someone’s going through
  • I’m pret­ty sim­ple, all I need is: my phone, a sketch­book, a vari­ety of pens, most­ly microns, a light­ning cable, cof­fee, 4x — cream and one sug­ar, a knit hat (if it’s under 70 degrees), a hood­ie with a full pouch, socks socks socks, beef jerky, and but­ter and home­made bread, sim­ple huh!
  • I’m nev­er bluff­ing
  • Nev­er get in a star­ing match with a cig­ar store Indi­an
  • Per­son­al­ly I think speed lim­its are stu­pid
  • Your unti­tled and you’re stay­ing that way

Daily List for: 3/25/2015

  • Don’t assume that just because some­one appears hap­py and light­heart­ed that they don’t have seri­ous dai­ly chal­lenges
  • Self worth should be cal­cu­lat­ed by the num­ber of peo­ple in your per­son­al world and not by the labels on your clothes
  • Mem­o­ries are mer­cury
  • We wear the worst of our­selves like armor
  • Some­times sim­u­lat­ed life is far more cap­ti­vat­ing than the real thing
  • Bread sup­pos­ed­ly comes in a plain fla­vor
  • Bark­ing dogs are secret kissers
  • I love that mor­ti­fied look chil­dren get when their par­ents embar­rass them, that look is pure­ly hon­est
  • I ate a slice of piz­za yes­ter­day that was sold as ‘like eat­ing two slices at the same time’, I’m still full, so I believe it
  • I had no idea my pelvis had a floor, I won­der if it’s car­pet­ed?, wait and girls have a vault? what’s in it?
  • Keep going, don’t stop, it gets eas­i­er, day by day

Daily List for: 3/24/2015

  • Often it’s the hap­pi­est among us that are in the most pain
  • Patience and prac­tice that’s how you make bread
  • If it wash­es off, it’s harm­less
  • I can sit still for any­thing but restraint
  • First Date Fact: I pre­fer a slap to a tick­le
  • As far as I’m con­cerned a pint of ice cream and a movie the­ater pack­age of Twiz­zlers are a sin­gle serv­ing
  • My prince charm­ing is a dark-haired girl with a dirty-mind
  • I don’t have a jeal­ous bone in my body, I keep those else­where
  • Laugh­ter is the best anti­de­pres­sant
  • You can’t buy my loy­al­ty, but we can nego­ti­ate a lease
  • Your paja­mas tell a sto­ry about the real you

Daily List for: 3/23/2015

  • It’s impor­tant to know what real­ly both­ers you, per­son­al­ly I can’t sleep know­ing there are dirty dish­es in my sink, what’s yours?
  • First Date Favorites; Din­er Meal: grilled cheese sand­wich, toma­to soup, french fries with brown gravy and a black and white milk­shake
  • Con­fes­sion: I strong­ly dis­like mashed pota­toes
  • It’s not a real road trip until I have a hon­ey­bun (and yes I know it’s tox­ic)
  • I like the way you flip my pan­cake
  • If I taught grade school math every­day would be a field trip to the super­mar­ket, that’s where all the rel­e­vant (and manip­u­la­tive) math is hap­pen­ing
  • I’m begin­ning to real­ize noth­ing on TV is worth watch­ing, can I get a refund?
  • Skills that I (might) still have, I nev­er use: Throw­ing an inside out curve with a Wif­fle ball, Draw­ing with my feet
  • Avoid con­ve­nience, embrace the craft of doing it your­self
  • Effort is reward­ed
  • The way to a woman’s heart is her feet

Daily List for: 4/9/2015

  • I’m pret­ty sure it’s the uncer­tain­ty that kills me
  • the time between some weeks feels like months
  • At least if I had a but­ler I’d have cof­fee right now
  • Ran­dom Famous Peo­ple I respect; Mar­garet Cho, Teller, David Chang, Nina Hart­ley, Pablo Picas­so, Ogden Nash
  • I feel noth­ing… and every­thing… but most­ly noth­ing, but all of it
  • My brain has one of those zip-cords like 1970s Ken­ner SSP Drag­sters, I just mis­placed the zip-cord
  • I pre­fer my fries waf­fle, shoe­string, or curly, nev­er crin­kle cut, and if you’re going to serve me steak fries, there best also be steak (medi­um rare please)
  • Actu­al­ly the rhythm isn’t get­ting me

Daily List for: 2/19/2015

  • After you’ve pushed every­one else away, there’s no one left to blame.
  • Some­time intro­spec­tion gets morose, dig deep­er
  • Get some dim sum
  • Love comes in quart con­tain­ers with cilantro leaves, bean sprouts and lime
  • Being sick makes you appre­ci­ate breath­ing and swal­low­ing
  • I des­per­ate­ly want to lay on the couch with you and watch hor­ri­ble movies
  • Squats hurt butt

Daily List for: 3/21/2015

  • Some­times my brain is non-coop­er­a­tive
  • I’m both sides of every coin
  • Just once I’d like the Coy­ote to win
  • If I were to win the lot­tery tomor­row, aside from pay­ing off some loved ones mort­gages and donat­ing to a few favorite caus­es, not sure I’d change much of any­thing, I’m hap­py, why screw with that..
  • Your love and sup­port ensconces me like a blan­ket fresh out of the dry­er
  • Secret to every­thing: Be your­self, even if you annoy every­one around you, even­tu­al­ly that becomes endear­ing
  • First Date Favorites; Ice Cream: Ben & Jerry’s New York Super Fudge Chunk, Movie The­ater Can­dy: Choco­late Non­pareil poured into But­tered pop­corn (bring nap­kins), Din­er Indul­gence: French Onion Soup
  • Great­est change in my life: learn­ing that the stuff I can’t con­trol, isn’t worth get­ting wound up about
  • I’d rather spend time dry­er, I always find the washer­ag­i­tat­ing

Daily List for: 3/19/2015

  • Actions go places while inten­tions are makes plans
  • Lis­ten­ing is a lost art
  • Favors don’t require reci­procity
  • The key to a hap­py future is learn­ing to let the past go
  • Plans fail, pro­fes­sion­als plan for that
  • Don’t poke the bear hold­ing the pointy stick
  • Sur­round your­self with pos­i­tiv­i­ty you love
  • Dri­ve safe, sleep well, don’t hes­i­tate to hug
  • Flex­i­bil­i­ty is the key to enjoy­ment

Daily List for: 3/18/2013

  • Infu­ri­ates me that we live in a world where our crim­i­nals are
    pro­vid­ed meals, health­care and shel­ter and our law-aid­ing
    cit­i­zens strug­gle with acquir­ing all three
  • Gatorade tastes like hell, until you need it
  • The key to accom­plish­ment is rep­e­ti­tion
  • Rye toast and con­cord grape jel­ly, that’s my jam
  • Trust is the key to mutu­al sat­is­fac­tion
  • Salt­ed Caramel is the new à la mode

Daily List for: 3/17/2015

  • There’s noth­ing sad­der than real­iz­ing you can remem­ber details about a loved one who’s passed
  • Habits are habit form­ing
  • Take a minute, pet the cat
  • Try snack­ing from the pro­duce depart­ment, avoid the cen­ter of the store entire­ly
  • I failed Brain chem­istry, there was no reme­di­al class
  • Trav­el­ing ducks deprive me of sleep
  • Ver­bal sword­play is my olympic sport

Daily List for: 3/14/2015

  • Shop­ping is my drug of choice, malls are my church
  • Some­times I’m mason some­times I’m dixon, I cross a lot of lines
  • If the only ques­tion you have is ‘What’s wrong?’ don’t ask it
  • Bro­ken is the new decon­struct­ed
  • My lust is cur­rent­ly on a sab­bat­i­cal
  • I’ve spilled my beer and cried about it
  • It’s pos­si­ble to be mis­er­able while amidst a sea of hap­py
  • I don’t ride the brake, I let grav­i­ty make my jel­ly roll
  • I real­ly want a triple Amer­i­cano with half whole milk and half half and half, but most­ly because I like order­ing half half and half
  • I’m not a cow­boy
  • Hand­fuls of headaches, pock­ets full of posies…

Daily List for: 1/31/2015

  • Some­times a Bloody Mary bar can become a tall glass of vod­ka and a small sal­ad
  • We love you for all those imper­fec­tions and quirks that you hate about your­self
  • Excus­es are the zigzag piece in the Tetris game of life — Take a minute for your­self — Some­times it’s not about any­thing but mak­ing some­one else hap­py — Pre­serves on sausages, it’s a thing — Cen­tral Park is the key, I have no idea to what — Your smile is the secret to my hap­pi­ness

Daily List for: 5/13/2015

  • My new super­mar­ket is a lot of fun, it’s like Wal­mart is host­ing NYC fash­ion week
  • Humor is every­where if you slow down and lis­ten
  • My cat Leey­lah gets annoyed if you half­heart­ed­ly pet her, extrap­o­late that to every­thing you do for the rest of your life
  • IMHO Mac and cheese is the per­fect, too tired to cook meal, you can treat the orange dust like a cheesy dip­pin­stick
  • I’m addict­ed to iced tea, you nev­er see meet­ings for that, I guess they’d be held in the restroom
  • I under­stand that you’re gluten-free, what I don’t under­stand is why you can’t fin­ish a sen­tence with­out men­tion­ing it
  • You should just avoid food that you’ve glam­or­ized in your mem­o­ries, the real­i­ty nev­er lives up to the mem­o­ry, for me that list includes; corned beef, sweet & sour beef and hot and sour soup
  • Nev­er skimp on things you enjoy

Daily List for: 3/13/2015

  • I’m an inside out-tro­vert
  • Com­pan­ion­ship isn’t a com­mod­i­ty to be nego­ti­at­ed
  • Some wings just don’t fly
  • Until you’re the luck­i­est guy in the room, you just nev­er appre­ci­ate it
  • I guess he liked it
  • On the worst of days, hap­pi­ness can be deliv­ered on a sheet pan
  • Awk­ward silences, hand games and fin­ger foods are a recipe for laugh­ter
  • Some­times the last swal­low of beer isn’t your, but you drink it any­how
  • I mix drinks, and metaphors
  • Friends fear not cooties (I’ve had the shot)

Daily List for: 1/30/2015

  • Luck is a smile on the East­er bun­ny
  • If you don’t have goals, you’ll nev­er achieve them
  • Some­times hap­pi­ness comes in pairs
  • With pain comes clar­i­ty
  • Real cream makes it all bet­ter
  • I hold my breath every time I see you, attempt­ing to make that moment last for­ev­er
  • Exhaus­tion is the new well rest­ed
  • I’m danc­ing on the inside
  • Your sweat is my sat­is­fac­tion

Daily List for: 3/12/2015

  • It’s not the wand, it’s the wiz­ard
  • Peo­ple are like onions, lay­ered and some­times fried
  • I com­mit quick, fight furi­ous­ly, and nev­er sur­ren­der
  • Per­ma­nent­ly and for­ev­er UYI (under your influ­ence)
  • My brain is stuck on Spin Cycle
  • Eye con­tact and silence are the new fore­play
  • Your body is my direc­to­ry assis­tance