Daily List for: 1/19/2015

  • Most days I want a big glass of the life, oth­er days a shot is plen­ty
  • Moti­vat­ed by love, dri­ven by lust
  • Peo­ple can be both Cana­di­an and Jew­ish
  • Skuzzy wash­es off, but skanky requires repeat­ed scrub­bing
  • You are the first per­son I think of every morn­ing and the last per­son I think every night, and in between, you’re what I dream about

Daily List for: 1/20/2015

  • Plea­sure comes from unusu­al places
  • Liquor, pok­er and hol­dem
  • Mind, body, spir­its
  • Lis­ten­ing is the answer to most rela­tion­ship ques­tions
  • Oil it
  • Right now is all about you and I, noth­ing else exists beyond our small bub­ble of pas­sion
  • Laugh­ter, desire, doo­dles, wine and bread
  • Any­one who says laugh­ter and sex don’t go togeth­er, prob­a­bly not much fun in bed

Daily List for: 1/21/2015

  • I’m at the age where nachos after 9 PM are topped with melt­ed cheese, jalapeno and regret
  • Nasty is the new naughty
  • Oppor­tu­ni­ty isn’t always obvi­ous
  • If you don’t ask the ques­tion, it real­ly doesn’t mat­ter what the answer is
  • Some­times lust clouds judge­ment
  • When hangry, go for the peanut but­ter cups
  • Stress can cause you to skip meals, it can also cause you to binge eat, that’s why stress is a sadis­tic ass­hat
  • The ‘Got your nose’ game, is not a big hit in the lep­rosy ward
  • I want to crowd­source a flash mob of kick­starters to start kick­ing crowds of mob­sters
  • I spend every wak­ing moment dream­ing about the next time I’ll see you
  • If any of these made you smile (or think), pass the smile along, please share this post with your friends
  • Intro­spec­tion is free, ther­a­py is billed in 45 minute incre­ments

Daily List for: 4/8/2015

  • There are going to be days when noth­ing your going to do are going to make me smile, those are the days I need you the most
  • That’s a moun­tain I prob­a­bly won’t climb
  • Cre­ativ­i­ty is a fick­le bitch
  • Qui­et is on con­stant repeat in my head
  • You are one of the few things in my life I haven’t come to regret
  • I love that we can laugh hys­ter­i­cal­ly about noth­ing
  • If I’d real­ized I was going to live through the 80s, I would have tak­en bet­ter care of myself
  • I’m not dri­ving the car, which is fine, it’s dri­ving itself
  • I mix my metaphors like I mix my drinks, a hard shake
  • Every­one is cre­ative and fun­ny until their fam­i­lies, the edu­ca­tion­al sys­tem, and soci­ety, squash the joy
  • Per­haps the two lessons schools should be teach­ing are the dif­fer­ences between infa­mous, and famous, and that the inter­net isn’t real life even though at time it seems it is.
  • Sum­mer can’t get here soon enough, I’m cold
  • I think I want to go to burn­ing man next year, it sounds sooo warm
  • Bread is as much fun to make, as it is to eat

Daily List for: 4/9/2015

  • I’m pret­ty sure it’s the uncer­tain­ty that kills me
  • the time between some weeks feels like months
  • At least if I had a but­ler I’d have cof­fee right now
  • Ran­dom Famous Peo­ple I respect; Mar­garet Cho, Teller, David Chang, Nina Hart­ley, Pablo Picas­so, Ogden Nash
  • I feel noth­ing… and every­thing… but most­ly noth­ing, but all of it
  • My brain has one of those zip-cords like 1970s Ken­ner SSP Drag­sters, I just mis­placed the zip-cord
  • I pre­fer my fries waf­fle, shoe­string, or curly, nev­er crin­kle cut, and if you’re going to serve me steak fries, there best also be steak (medi­um rare please)
  • Actu­al­ly the rhythm isn’t get­ting me

Daily List for: 5/5/2015

  • Addic­tion comes in all shapes and sizes, don’t assume you under­stand what someone’s going through
  • I’m pret­ty sim­ple, all I need is: my phone, a sketch­book, a vari­ety of pens, most­ly microns, a light­ning cable, cof­fee, 4x — cream and one sug­ar, a knit hat (if it’s under 70 degrees), a hood­ie with a full pouch, socks socks socks, beef jerky, and but­ter and home­made bread, sim­ple huh!
  • I’m nev­er bluff­ing
  • Nev­er get in a star­ing match with a cig­ar store Indi­an
  • Per­son­al­ly I think speed lim­its are stu­pid
  • Your unti­tled and you’re stay­ing that way

Daily List for: 5/6/2015

  • Giv­en a do over, most­ly minor deci­sions would change
  • I choose sup­ple
  • I necked with the lamb, it was deli­cious
  • I drank your worm­wood, still sane(ish)
  • My list is some­what scary, get­ting scari­er
  • I wasn’t ignor­ing you, I was pic­tur­ing you on fire
  • Being an adult means skip­ping things you want to do, in order to do things you have to do, and that sucks eggs
  • No is a word, No is a word, No is a word (repeat as need­ed)
  • Close ear whis­per­ing is the new fore­play
  • Ask me again, and make me want to say yes
  • First Date Favorites; Car: Her­bie, Soup: Pho, Herb: Basil, Guilty-Plea­sure Movie: The Thomas Crowne Affair, Activ­i­ty: third-date-stuff
  • I’m in karmic remit­tance

Daily List for: 5/7/2015

  • it may just be a num­ber, but it’s a big num­ber — Yes­ter­day is tomor­row two days soon­er — Reflex­ol­o­gy makes me flinch — Now that sum­mer is on the hori­zon, can’t wait for Fall, I’m sea­son­al­ly unde­cid­ed — All bugs are fea­tures — Cre­ative iner­tia is a bitch — Favorite names for sushi; Godzil­la roll, Dyna­mite roll, Shake, Rat­tle n’ rol­lIf
  • If you don’t like my cur­rent atti­tude, try back in 15 min­utes
  • Why didn’t chim-chim die of asphyx­i­a­tion?
  • Occa­sion­al­ly you have to be self­ish

Daily List for: 5/8/2015

  • Fine is a four let­ter word
  • You see mis­takes, scars, blem­ish­es, I see sto­ries that write them­selves
  • Some­day a masked man will ask you to count back­wards from 10
  • Draw­ing and writ­ing are as dif­fer­ent as they are sim­i­lar, imho, nei­ther is par­tic­u­lar­ly easy
  • I spend half my day talk­ing to clients, the oth­er half talk­ing to my cats, I have a pref­er­ence
  • I have a birth­day com­ing up, no singing please, but if you must, please sing ‘Bust a Move’ by YoungMC
  • The smile isn’t sin­cere
  • Stuffed crust piz­za is the new black-tar hero­in
  • The way to my heart is through my feet

Daily List for: 1/07/2015 – 1

  • Snow sucks
  • Doing the wrong thing for the right rea­son, doesn’t make it right
  • Pineap­ple Juice and seltzer isn’t a thing
  • Cats are not gold­fish, they remem­ber
  • Some things that are bro­ken, always have been
  • Client Email is actu­al­ly the 8th ring of hell
  • IMHO gum­mi worms are the finest crea­ture of the gum­mi king­dom

Daily List for: 1/10/2015

  • A lit­tle hug can go a long way
  • There is no such thing as too much fun
  • Awk­ward is the new black
  • I can draw a bath, I can draw con­clu­sions, but frogs, that I can­not draw
  • Some bot­tles have screw-tops
  • Chil­dren gen­er­ate ener­gy, and smiles
  • Part­ners are the key, hap­pi­ness is the lock
  • Brown­ies and Nutel­la are the ulti­mate fin­ger food
  • Chi­anti goes with Lasagna
  • Draw a line, I’ll cross it
  • Wine, wine, wine, wine, wine
  • Tiny patch­es of ice are a haz­ard
  • Siri always knows the way home

Daily List for: 1/11/2015

  • Dogs like groins
  • The edi­ble sand is just col­ored sug­ar
  • A home­made gift made from the heart, instant­ly cher­ished
  • Qui­et is the new loud
  • I am in fact a fix­er-upper and chances are, attic needs ren­o­va­tions.
  • wait­ing is hard, patience is too
  • I’d fol­low you into the dark
  • It typ­i­cal­ly runs both fast and hot
  • cook­ies can be dessert
  • If alco­hol is the wide­ly accept­ed social lubri­cant, lube me up
  • Noth­ing isn’t sacred, to some­one
  • Some con­ver­sa­tions unfold grad­u­al­ly, oth­ers crash to the floor
  • Cat­nip comes in many fla­vors

Daily List for: 1/12/2015

  • Too much of a good thing is a require­ment
  • Anx­i­ety is the new dark gray
  • Every­one needs some­one they can call/text/nudge at 3am
  • I can’t tell a shire from a vil­lage
  • I’m most like­ly wrong in my assump­tion that the Irish don’t like tea
  • Desire is my drug
  • I have dish­es that aren’t dish­wash­er safe, I put them in the dish­wash­er any­how, I hate play­ing it safe
  • Patience is still hard, I’m unsuc­cess­ful­ly wait­ing for that to stop being the case
  • The path to hap­pi­ness is paved with mis­takes you made, and even­tu­al­ly owned
  • We should all just leave all judg­ing to Judy
  • I’d soon­er give you my spleen than my phone
  • I am mag­ne­sium

Daily List for: 1/13/2015

  • If I’m pay­ing 8 bucks for a smashed burg­er, I wan­na hear the cook scream “BURGER SMASH” as he pre­pares it
  • Your smile lights up the room, and the joy in your eyes illu­mi­nates the deep­est part of my soul
  • Arousal is chem­i­cal
  • I’m a free spir­it, most every­thing else is by the hour
  • Not all one way roads, go some­where
  • Any­thing worth doing, is worth teach­ing
  • Hid­ing from life is the sad­dest way to live
  • The thing about keep­ing the entire world at arms length is that nobody gets close enough to love you
  • There is noth­ing in this world as painful as the knowl­edge that you’ve dis­ap­point­ed a friend
  • I’ll hold you up, I’ll pick you up, I’ll prop you up, I’ll sing you prais­es from the high­est rooftops, you are the world to me, and your hap­pi­ness is my oxy­gen

Daily List for: 1/14/2015

  • Ride the wave until it hits the beach
  • I’ll say I’m sor­ry every­day and I’ll nev­er stop mean­ing it
  • Some­days hap­pi­ness is an unob­tain­able goal
  • Every­day is an oppor­tu­ni­ty to make a fresh start
  • There’s far too many forks on this table for a burg­er joint
  • I don’t snack, I obsess and devour
  • Lust is my kin­dling
  • Translu­cent is the new opaque
  • I cov­et, con­stant­ly
  • What­ev­er red wine can’t fix, can stay bro­ken
  • My heart is an open book, the rest of me is closed for ren­o­va­tions
  • This sim­pati­co feels famil­iar
  • We don’t need to talk, we can just be
  • I’m eas­i­ly seduced by a well-turned phrase or a pret­ty smile
  • I actu­al­ly pre­fer dessert first, and sec­ond, and fre­quent­ly third
  • I’m the gaper caus­ing the delay
  • Nev­er buy pants alone
  • The road to hap­pi­ness is bumpy and haz­ardous
  • You’ll feel it, just go with it
  • I’d rather chug pas­sion than sip con­tent­ment
  • Love leaves last­ing marks
  • Kink is a play­ground with a height require­ment
  • Don’t nib­ble at fire, eat it with a spoon, and don’t be afraid to get a lit­tle messy with it

Con­flict­ing mod­i­fi­ca­tion on Jan­u­ary 14, 2015 at 4:49:35 AM:

  • I don’t snack, I obsess and devour
  • Lust is my kin­dling
  • Translu­cent is the new opaque
  • I cov­et, con­stant­ly
  • Some­days hap­pi­ness is an unob­tain­able goal
  • I’ll say I’m sor­ry every­day and I’ll nev­er stop mean­ing it
  • What­ev­er red wine can’t fix, can stay bro­ken
  • My heart is an open book, the rest of me is closed for ren­o­va­tions
  • I’m eas­i­ly seduced by a well-turned phrase or a pret­ty smile
  • I actu­al­ly pre­fer dessert first, and sec­ond, and fre­quent­ly third
  • Nev­er buy pants alone
  • The road to hap­pi­ness is bumpy and haz­ardous
  • Trust me, you’ll feel it

Con­flict­ing mod­i­fi­ca­tion on Jan­u­ary 14, 2015 at 4:49:35 AM:

  • I don’t snack, I obsess and devour
  • Lust is my kin­dling
  • Translu­cent is the new opaque
  • I cov­et, con­stant­ly
  • Some­days hap­pi­ness is an unob­tain­able goal
  • I’ll say I’m sor­ry every­day and I’ll nev­er stop mean­ing it
  • What­ev­er red wine can’t fix, can stay bro­ken
  • My heart is an open book, the rest of me is closed for ren­o­va­tions
  • I’m eas­i­ly seduced by a well-turned phrase or a pret­ty smile
  • I actu­al­ly pre­fer dessert first, and sec­ond, and fre­quent­ly third
  • Nev­er buy pants alone
  • The road to hap­pi­ness is bumpy and haz­ardous
  • Trust me, you’ll feel it

Daily List for: 1/15/2015

  • We don’t need to talk, we can just be
  • Every­day is an oppor­tu­ni­ty to make a fresh start
  • There’s far too many forks on this table for a burg­er joint
  • I’m the gaper caus­ing the delay
  • Some­times NO is the best YES
  • Show me your sins, and I’ll show you mine
  • I’m total­ly danc­ing on the inside
  • I know Shaki­ra, at least on a cel­lu­lar lev­el
  • I want to wear you like wet wool
  • Amnesty pro­vides faith to the faith­less
  • Hon­esty is free­dom
  • Noth­ing is sex­i­er than a woman who isn’t con­cerned with my def­i­n­i­tion of sexy
  • I want a full glass of life, you start pour­ing, I’ll say when
  • My per­son­al hell is silent and cold
  • After so much time, it’s hard to accept any truth but the one you’ve assumed was true
  • Laugh­ter isn’t the only thing that’s infec­tious, but it is the most fun

Daily List for: 1/16/2015

  • Beau­ty lies in those moments when no one is watch­ing
  • Let me wrap you in a quilt of safe­ty, bright­ness and warmth
  • The heat from your pas­sion melts the cold­est part of me
  • Before you, there was no one
  • Regret is the foun­da­tion that sad­ness is built
  • Amnesty pro­vides faith to the faith­less
  • The best part of me is you
  • Date night is every night
  • Pet­ting equals purring
  • Nobody wears self-con­scious­ness well
  • The you that you are at your absolute worst, is the you that I love

Daily List for: 1/17/2015

  • If you live a tragedy long enough, any­thing, regard­less of how trag­ic it is, feels nor­mal
  • Emo­tion­al­ly shut­down, phys­i­cal­ly shut­off, psy­cho­log­i­cal­ly locked out
  • This sim­pati­co feels famil­iar
  • Pro­found­ly bro­ken is the new nor­mal
  • Long after looks fade, fun­ny & smart endure
  • Hydra­tion is a flu­id con­cept
  • Your laugh­ter is my flint
  • A real friend is some­one who doesn’t just know were all your skele­tons are buried, but has helped you bury a few

Daily List for: 1/22/2015

  • Chal­lenge your­self, take some­thing you’re good at, do it longer, faster, dif­fer­ent, take some­thing you’re not so good at, and do it a lot, nev­er stop
  • Don’t suc­cumb to destruc­tive habits, call a friend, walk away, weak­ness isn’t attrac­tive
  • When in doubt, the answer is always No!
  • Oppor­tu­ni­ty lives every­where, but you have to leave your bub­ble to see it
  • Some­times ideas are like pineap­ple cake they work bet­ter turned upside down
  • Abhor typ­i­cal, despise com­mon, every­body does those
  • Be the cat in the sun­beam, enjoy a momen­tary sim­ple plea­sure
  • Help more than you hurt
  • I think I’m devel­op­ing a self­ish aller­gy
  • You’re total­ly my bagel, you’re my every­thing

Daily List for: 1/23/2015

  • Your love is my church, and I want to spend the rest of my life wor­ship­ping you
  • My judge­ment was cloud­ed by the dark stormy events that pre­cip­i­tat­ed
  • Find some­thing that you enjoy doing, and do it
  • Some­times say­ing some­thing in an ele­va­tor to break the awk­ward silence, is infi­nite­ly more awk­ward, espe­cial­ly when what you say includes the word plum­met
  • Some­times social clues are lost on Pro­fes­sor Plum
  • Aspire to sat­is­fy your needs, and those of your friends and fam­i­ly before you move on to your wants
  • Those peo­ple you choose to sur­round your­self with are your fam­i­ly
  • Trav­el­ing stretch­es your world, opens your mind, teach­es you in ways that books ever could
  • Self­less is the new self­ish